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Thursday, May 31, 2018

Very Random Thoughts - May 2018

  • Why can't we find drugs to carry out death sentences painlessly? 
  • Is the Donald Trump/Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen non-disclosure agreement the most disclosed non-disclosure ever?
  • Apparently May the 4th be with you is now a big shopping day. I got several marketing emails pushing kitschy products. Amazing how much Star Wars crap there is.
  • I made a bike run to the liquor store and made an astute observation. The grocery store and liquor store are almost exactly the same distance from home. That proves alcohol is as important as food. 
  • Is there any way to prepare, serve or eat quinoa without getting it all over the place? Those little suckers scatter.
  • What's the correct name for those old Woolworth's type stores? 5&10, five & dime, dime store, 5-10-25? Any others?
  • It seems ironic that the word lisp has an S in it.
  • I'm thankful that in my old age, bathroom breaks while watching TV are now scheduled by the pause button on my remote and not the commercials.
  • Politicians and talking head experts on TV spout their opinions as facts. Very few actually are factual.
  • Being a Democrat or a Republican does not constitute a conflict of interest. 
  • "Clinically Tested"  or "Clinically Proven" have no actual meaning when used in an advertisement. What clinic, which tests?
  • The media needs to stop publishing names and pictures of mass shooters. Deny them their 15 minutes of fame.
  • It appears that Dos Equis has abandoned "the most interesting man in the world" commercials. Never did care for the new guy.
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