- Why is the name Ann also spelled Anne, do we really need that E?
- Sara and Sarah are the same deal. I'm sure you know others.
- Who decided that the name John needs an H?
- Why I'm at it, why is there an L in the middle of my last name?
- Don't base your plans on a weather forecast you see on a program you recorded a week ago.
- I often get mad at the guy in charge of gluing those foil lids onto containers. A little dab will do you. The lid should be stronger than the glue and come off in one piece, not 25.
- Instead of all those gas and oil pipelines, we need a network of water pipelines. Invariably, when there is a drought in one part of the country, there are floods in another part.
- The new Texas Live entertainment complex just opened. One of the food venues is Pudge's Pizza. The Pudge is Ivan "Pudge" RodrÃguez from Puerto Rico, a place known for their pizza. Maybe he picked pizza because of the alliteration.
- The Little League World Series truly is a WORLD series. The MLB World Series, not so much. At best it is a ⅔ North America Series.
- If beauty pageants go the way of the dodo bird, where will we get the future football sideline reporters?
- Fitted sheets are not only impossible to fold, they also hide other laundry items in their corners.
- A good day for MSNBC is usually a bad day for Fox News and vice versa.
- Do people who do half-ass work not care, not know how, or not know the difference?
- When she's gone, you really will regret not calling Mom more often.
- What used to be self evident isn't anymore. Now it is a conspiracy theory.
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