- "Life is all how you remember it" Admiral William McRaven.
- Many businesses brag about being family owned and operated. That's only a positive if the family actually knows how to run a business. Many don't.
- Most local TV anchors and reporters are pretty bad when they have to go off-script. Babble.
- Nobody in movies or TV shows ever has to recharge their cell phones. I must have a bad phone.
- I have decided that I will never learn how to fold a fitted sheet. At my age, it really doesn't matter.
- You do not want to be the guest star cast as the partner of a star TV cop. Like the Star Trek red shirts, you will not survive.
- On episodic TV, we are supposed to remember the good characteristics of the ongoing characters but completely forget all the screwups from the last episode.
- Custom-fit t-shirts are now a thing you can order on the web. I don't feel the need to buy any.
- At what age should a girlfriend be called a womanfriend? Boyfriend vs manfriend?
- Consider washing your hands before peeing, not after. Your genitals have been safely tucked in your knickers all day. Your hands have been touching filthy stuff out in the world.
- I recently broke a Pyrex pan and needed a new one. I bought a 14" enamel-covered cast iron roasting pan. Damn, that sucker is heavy.
- Almost every cop show on TV seems just like all the other ones. Same plotlines, same high tech stuff, same look and feel.
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